Thursday, October 27, 2011

This one's for the birds

Yesterday I went to see the movie The Big Year.  Believe it or not, this is a movie I had been looking forward to for quite some time.  In an interview with Jim Parsons (the oh-so-funny Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory) that I had read about a year ago, he mentioned that he had a part in a movie about bird-watching.  I don't know what percentage of Americans would be anticipating a movie about competitive birding, but I was certainly in that (probably very small) demographic.  The movie stars Steve Martin, Jack Black and Owen Wilson, all very funny comedic actors.  They really did an outstanding job portraying the fun and the hilarity and passion of serious birders.  
So, why was I so interested in this movie?   Let's take a trip back to my college years to explain that.  (Husband has still had no time to try to make the scanner work, so still no photos of College Martha to share with you.)
As a biology major, I took a lot of diverse classes for electives.  I spent a semester taking Wildlife Management.  I know, right?  You just can't imagine GrandMartha wearing a green uniform and wandering through the forests!  (Especially with my aversion to being hot!)  Anyway, Wildlife Management was not my calling.  But when I took my Ornithology (the study of birds) elective, I found something I really enjoyed.  Some of our classes were inside, where we studied the biology of birds & listened to recordings of bird songs, trying to commit them to memory.  But at least once a week, we went into the field to find real birds.  Class started at 7 Am on those days, which was no problem for me;I've always been an early riser.  We'd pile into a couple of the Biology Dept. vans and head out into the fields and forests around Natchitoches.  (By the way, there's a moment in the movie when Stu (Steve Martin) was asked about his recent birding in Louisiana.  He replies that he saw a Loggerhead Shrike in Natchitoches.  I saw my first Loggerhead Shrike in Natchitoches!  It thrilled my bird-loving heart to hear that mention in the movie!)  Anyway, back to 1975ish.
Those birding excursions into the field were so much fun and often more exciting than you'd think.   One day we had trekked through a cow pasture that didn't have any cows (we thought!) toward the tree line to see if we could get a better look at a Red-Tailed hawk that had flown that way.  That winter, I had a bright red coat, and when the formerly unseen bull started chasing us, I was sure he was coming right for me.  We all hopped the fence just in time.  When parents imagine the worst happening to their kids at college, "Co-Ed Gored to Death During Bird-Watching Tragedy" is not the headline that comes to mind.  (Also,  "Co-ed Lost in Unexplored Cave in Arkansas" is another thought they probably don't ponder...and yet...well, that's a tale for a later post!)
On another day, when we were done with our birding, we went to get back into the vans.  We opened the van door and it opened until it rested on the fence as we all piled in.  When I grabbed the door handle to close it, a searing pain shot up my arm.  The fence was electrified, and the current came right through the door and into me.  Tragic birding death narrowly avoided once again!
But my most infamous birding tale involved no such risk to life and limb (unless you count dying of embarrassment!)  My mom, frugal woman that she is, was still sewing much of the clothes I wore, even in college.   On this particular day, I was wearing one of the shirts Mom had made.  I remember the blue cotton knit with tiny red flowers that buttoned up the front.  As the sun was getting higher in the sky on the warm spring day, our group was standing in a circle talking about the birds we'd seen and other plans for the day.  I recall that I was saying something and pretty much had the attention of a group of maybe about 8 people, both boys and girls.  One of my best guy friends interrupted me by saying, "Um... Martha" and pointed to my chest.  I looked down and to my horror found that my binoculars had unbuttoned most of the buttons on my shirt!  As I had trekked through the field and the binoculars swung free, the little homemade buttonholes just didn't quite hold.  I wanted for the earth to just swallow me up whole right then!  I really should have died of embarrassment.  But in an instant God sent to me the knowledge that IF YOU ACT EMBARRASSED IT WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE!!  I calmly said, "oh." Scarcely missing a beat, I continued what I was talking about while buttoning up my shirt in a nonchalant manner.  As if exposing my undergarments to a group of people in the great outdoors was just an everyday occurrence for me!  The group mercifully didn't even mention the incident at the time.  Though, for quite some time this anecdote was routinely re-told around campfires during Biology Club camping trips.
Those Tri Beta camping trips were always such an adventure.  Most of us were working on our life list of birds during those years.  So a Spring Break trip to the Florida keys or to the Big Bend area of Texas was an opportunity to add birds we would never see in Louisiana.  I remember how happy I always was to add a new species to my list. 


  I wish I still had my life list.  It's probably gone the way of so many of the keepsakes from high school & college that get lost in moving & cleaning out old things.  


I still have my Peterson's Field Guide to the Birds.  It has my maiden name & my dorm room number written in the front.  It's cover is worn.  It's on a shelf in the den next to a twig birdhouse & a little feathered nest.  I refer to it occasionally now when  a bird flies into the yard & I can't quite remember what it is.  But it used to be a constant companion during those years when I always had an eye to the sky, looking for that next new bird!





Thursday, October 13, 2011

Happy Birthday to Me! And Flea!

Well, it's that time of year again.  The time when I begin to wonder how I made the leap from a fresh-faced, thin, young college girl to, er, well, THIS,  in what seems like about 10 years max!  In case any of you younger people don't realize it, our concept of time increases exponentially the older we get.  As a kid, I can remember the time until the next great annual thing (Christmas, my birthday, out-of-school summers) was an eternity.  Clocks & calendars changed at a snail's pace.  I guess in my 20's time seemed about right.  An 8 hour workday seemed about 8 hours.  A 9 month pregnancy seemed like a bit more than 9 months (but that may be because the baby weighed just shy of 9 lbs).  And the distance from one birthday to the next felt just like what a year should feel like. 


Baby Martha...adorable, don't you think?

But now!  It seems like I just had a birthday a couple of months ago.  And I know I just finished putting last year's Christmas decorations away a few weeks ago! (Well, that part could actually be true!)  But still, you get my point. 

I'm about 8 on this Easter Sunday with my mom & sisters.
I like this photo because my older sister's glasses are so
nerdy & she is so ultra fashionable today!


1st grade Martha. Had color film been invented yet?
I still get those wispy strands when it's humid!

I love my confidence in this photo!  Probably about 12, I had no qualms
about wearing a bright red tank & Amelia Earhart haircut. 

As my body ages, my mind keeps feeling like I'm a cool young woman of about 28 (Do you hear that? That's the sound of my kids dying laughing!!)  Yes, I was young once. I was cool once.  I went to concerts.  In the coolest summer of all for me (1976...the bicentennial year), I saw Elton John, The Eagles, Fleetwood Mac & Paul McCartney and Wings.  I had big Farrah Fawcett hair & bell bottom jeans.  (I would share a photo from this summer as evidence, but my scanner is not working at the moment.  I only have photos that were already in my computer for my parents' anniversary DVD)

Probably Easter of '76 because I'm holding my neice who looks about 2.
Note the Fawcett-esque hairdo.


I was wondering who in the celebrity world might be my same age.  On the website http://www.celebrityagemachine.com/, I was able to find out that other people who are my age include Eddie Van Halen & David Lee Roth.  (Rockers are definitely cool, although Van Halen is not a group I saw in concert.)  Other people my age are beautiful (Chris Noth, Jimmy Smits), talented (Yo-Yo Ma & the late Steve Jobs), beautiful AND talented (Reba McEntire).  Reba!  Yes!  She'll be my inspiration for someone who can be my age, acheive things, and look good doing it!


In 1982, I'm a young mom with a practical 80's haircut

 As for celebs who aren't my age but share my birthday of Oct 16: there's Suzanne Somers, who's 9 years older, and Flea ,who's 7 years younger.  There's a soap opera actress named Ellen Dolan who was born on the exact same date as me, but since she wasn't on All My Children, I am unfamiliar with her. (See last month's post.)   Anyway, I can't identify with either the dumb blonde Chrissy Snow OR the older Suzanne Somers of Thigh Master fame. 

 And Flea??  Well, I'm cool enough to know how to use Wikipedida to find out who Flea is!   


I might have been thinner, younger & cooler once upon a time.
But this year is pretty great, too!!
    




Tuesday, October 11, 2011

FREE MONEY!

How's that for an attention-grabbing title?  This post IS about free money, though.  Let me explain:

Today I thought I'd take a little break from bragging about my grandkids.  Instead, I'll brag about one of my kids! 

Trey Smith is my 29 year old son who lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico.  He's been married to the lovely Cristin for 3 years now & they are the proud parents of a Pit mix dog named She-ra.

But what I'm writing about today is Trey's job.  He is a high school teacher & is the speech and debate coach for East Mountain High School Forensics team.  EMHS is a small charter
school.  As a first year teacher, 4 years ago, Trey started a team with 6 kids.  Through his leadership, the team has grown each year.  This last spring, his team won the state championship, competing against much larger schools throughout New Mexico. 

In June of this year, I had the opportunity to meet with Trey in Dallas, where he had brought the members of his team who had qualified for the National Forensics League Tournament. I spent a couple of days going with some of the kids to watch them in their events.  These kids are just awesome!  I was amazed at their talent & all the hard work they put in.  


2011 National Qualifiers from East Mountain High School

Each day of the tournament they would get up very early & dress in their best.  By 7 AM, we would be walking from our hotel to the tournament venue.  They would spend the entire day competing in their various events.  They would return to the hotel in the evening & start prepping for the next day.  They are so dedicated & hard-working.  How many high-schoolers do you know that are this disciplined? 

So, why am I telling you all about these kids today?  Because Trey has signed the team up for a fundraiser sponsored by Albertson's.  All you have to do is go to the Albertson's challenge website, type in your e-mail address and then select Trey's team to cast your vote.  You can vote up to 5 times per day (right in a row, so you don't have to leave the site & come back).  If the team is among the top 15 vote-getters, Albertson's will donate $5,000 to them!  That will be such a help.  Throughout the year, the team always has fundraisers to help with the costs associated with traveling to tournaments throughout New Mexico, and then the big expense of travelling to the national tournment.  How helpful it would be for them to spend a little less time fundraising....time that they can use in research and preparation for their events. 

http://www.albertsonscpchallenge.com/

Their charity code is 0513, or click on the E of the alphabetized charities & scroll to East Mountain High School.  There you can read a short article about the school and the team, and then place your vote.  They're accepting votes through this Saturday, Oct. 15.  You can vote every day, 5 times a day. 

It's a little thing to do and won't take much time.  You can feel good, though, about helping a VERY hard-working group of young people acheive their goals.

Thank you!!!!
Trey's Mom